Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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