what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
