well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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