I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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