May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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