Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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