There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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