I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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