I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The uberlube is also flammable
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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