like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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