Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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