Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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