College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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