I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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