the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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