Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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