My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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