I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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