I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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