HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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