Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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