my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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