R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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