For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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