I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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