Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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