sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
