gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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