from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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