Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?