I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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