Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.