i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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