Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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