At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
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dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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