I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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