idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sober January is a disaster.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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