I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
