She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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