you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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