could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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