have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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