WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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