we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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