Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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