ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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