Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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