I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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