why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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