That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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