marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Shame - the story of my life.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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