He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
