marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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