She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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