I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i just made my gag reflex go away.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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