evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
